Oh, Maggie

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Wake up Maggie I think we got something to say to you-

Its late September and we really should be less the fools ... You know you used to keep us amused but now we feel we're being used-

Oh Maggie we can't read you any more ... somebody should show you the door - You poisoned our hearts and that's what really hurts-

The morning sun when its in your face really shows your age-
Your sick pettiness is now all the rage... We used to laugh at all of your jokes my God you don't need to coax-

Oh, Maggie we just can't read you any more-

Your Cattiness cuts to the bone - you deserve to be all alone-
You've sucked our souls and that's a pain we can do without-

All we needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand ... But you turned into a Mother-hater, you wore us out-
All you did was wreck our guts...
And this morning kick us in the nuts

Oh Maggie we can't try anymore-

You lure us away from news with words that just give us the blues...
You pollute our minds and we couldn't hate you more if we tried-

Oh Maggie we wish we'd never seen your words-

You made a first-class fool out of us
But blind as fools there no point in us reading you any more -
Oh, Maggie give it up before - we're all upchucking at your door...

Maggie ...

we wish we'd never seen your face... without your drivel we'll get back to our happy place...

Oh Maggie,...


(Thanks Rod Stewart for the template.)