Showing posts with label Globe and Mail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Globe and Mail. Show all posts

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Punditry Awry: Rex Murphy is Lost


Dearest disturbed Rex,

re: the inanity of your column.

To wit, your references today to: Obama, Johnny Depp, Nave Seals, 'The First Pup', "the Ancient Mariner of the Airbus Iliad Karlheinz Schreiber", "Revelations and the Seventh Seal", "as debonair as Fred Astaire", Jamie Foxx, Miley Cyrus, Britney, Hilary Duff, "Lady Macbeth and an axe murderess", Hugh Grant, Jay Leno, Oprah, Susan Boyle, Simon Cowell...???

Rex, congrats on yet another meandering menu of gaw'd awful drivel. What was the point again? Some people are nice, some are not? Some are white, some are black? Celebrity bad - society sad? Upchuck this, upchuck that?

As usual, a perusal of your offering leads one to wonder why your bilge is published on the Globe & Mail's editorial page? For the insight it offers? Ha, my thirteen year old could have penned what we see here. Time you quit Rex, before you embarrass yourself any further.

Rex, I beseech you, in the name of all that is sane, please quit.


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Friday, February 20, 2009

Empty Discourse and the Globe & Mail

Again this week I ventured into netherworld of weirdos who populate the Globe & Mail comments section. God knows I should know better by now!!


Nate Silver at fivethirtyeight.com continues to provide the most insightful and useful blog on politics in the world. While the utility dropped off after the election ended, the quality of Nate's thought and methods remains unmatched anywhere in political analysis.

Recently, Nate broke down the current struggle within the progressive movement, and much of the Democratic Party, into two broad streams.

He breaks down the "progressive" movement into two distinct streams that will look obvious to Canadian observers, or really anyone in any country outside the United States.

In one camp, Silver places "rational progressives" based on the 18th century Enlightenment movement of liberalism, founded by Locke, Comte, Montesquieu and others. This is a movement that is inately optimistic, result-oriented, ideologically maleable, prone to elitism, and based around the rational promotion of good ideas.

In the other camp, he places "radical progressives" based on the 19th century socialist movement, best articulated by Marx and Engles. This is a movement that is inately pessimistic, process-oriented, ideologically rigid, prone to demogogery, and based around the radical battle of will that is the class struggle.

Anyone in any nation but the United States would easily identify these two streams as "liberalism" or "liberal democracy" and the second stream as "social democracy."

This very struggle consumed the British Labour Party in the 1990s, but it is most easily described in the Canadian party system where the rationalists equate directly with the mainstream of the Liberal Party and the radicals with the NDP.

Both positions are legitimate, indeed necessary, but both must also be mindful of the limitations of their respective positions.

  1. Mike Sharp from Victoria, Canada writes:

    Ah hah!

    A debate on the merits of social progression.
    The mere calling of oneself a social progressive immediately gives that person the moral high ground over anyone else.

    And in that simple fact lies it's ultimate weakness.

    Social progression is full of crap.

    I loathe social progressives.
    Their calling card?

    Doing nothing.
  2. Frobisher Grove from Oskiweewee, Canada writes: "Social progression is full of crap."

    Thanks, Mike! And a special shout out from us pre-industrial agrarians! The luddites send much love, too.

    Your stellar contributions to political thought have earned you yet another BS Degree from Cartoon U.

    Hey, is that your gum stuck in the PM's taint?

    Summa cum laude!
  3. Mike Sharp from Victoria, Canada writes:

    Inherent in the social progressive's mind is the absolute conviction he has the moral high ground.

    I mean, look at the words.
    Progression.
    How could it go wrong?
    It's progressive, if only for the sake of appearance.

    Moral ambivalence is the way of the social progressive.
    Never take a stand.
    It's progressive.

    They believe in nothing.

    This gives them the moral high ground over those who believe in something.

    That's how that works.
    Social progression is a sham.
  4. Mike Sharp from Victoria, Canada writes:

    Given that we have established that moral ambivalence is the high ground of the social progressive, we shall now try and get the social progressive to admit they believe in something.

    Other than social progression.

    Watch them squirm.
  5. You (BeerBelly Buddah, from Canada) wrote: @ Sharp who is less so...

    Using your reductus-absurdum definitive criteria the "Progressive party" from the 1920's must have been full of 61 MP"s all commited to doing nothing? How wrong.

    You sir, are the epitome of the weak-minded flabbergasted apologist. Yet, ironically, you are absolved of having to render a reply or apology: your ignorance excuses you.

    Read your Sharp (1948), read your Morton, read your Milliband, read your Laycock (and if you want, about 2,000 US works on the subject)- read the writings of Henry Wise Wood of the UFA of Alberta, or Crerar's Hansard speeches in 1921-24. Nowhere have I ever seen a bigger misrepresentation of the term 'progressive' than here... congratulations.

    Thanks ... you have confirmed my suspicion that the tribe known as the 'ugly intellects' is alive and well!

    Jeesus. help us!
  6. Mike Sharp from Victoria, Canada writes:

    We have our first squirmer.

    A man who believes in nothing yet who claims the moral high ground.
  7. You (BeerBelly Buddah, from Canada) wrote: @ Sharp - thanks for labeling me. T'was anticipated.

    Always curious that insular character's such as yourself would rather label than 'read & learn'. By the way, want to really understand the roots of Social Progressives - read Richard Allen's "The Social Passion".

    I'll now leave it to you to now label me again.

    p.s. BTW, it's not 'squirming' that informs my posts - it's 'knowledge'. You wish to character assassinate fine. But misrepresenting all social progressives as whining Lefties is passe. Find a new playground. Textual bullying (labeling) is simply tiresome. You wish to engage in a real and respectful debate - let me know @ beerbellybuddah@gmail.com.

[** p.s. Mr. Sharp has yet to write!]

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Oh, Maggie

fr: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080930.wcowent30/CommentStory/specialComment/home

Wake up Maggie I think we got something to say to you-

Its late September and we really should be less the fools ... You know you used to keep us amused but now we feel we're being used-

Oh Maggie we can't read you any more ... somebody should show you the door - You poisoned our hearts and that's what really hurts-

The morning sun when its in your face really shows your age-
Your sick pettiness is now all the rage... We used to laugh at all of your jokes my God you don't need to coax-

Oh, Maggie we just can't read you any more-

Your Cattiness cuts to the bone - you deserve to be all alone-
You've sucked our souls and that's a pain we can do without-

All we needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand ... But you turned into a Mother-hater, you wore us out-
All you did was wreck our guts...
And this morning kick us in the nuts

Oh Maggie we can't try anymore-

You lure us away from news with words that just give us the blues...
You pollute our minds and we couldn't hate you more if we tried-

Oh Maggie we wish we'd never seen your words-

You made a first-class fool out of us
But blind as fools there no point in us reading you any more -
Oh, Maggie give it up before - we're all upchucking at your door...

Maggie ...

we wish we'd never seen your face... without your drivel we'll get back to our happy place...

Oh Maggie,...


(Thanks Rod Stewart for the template.)