Saturday, April 18, 2009

Punditry Awry: Rex Murphy is Lost


Dearest disturbed Rex,

re: the inanity of your column.

To wit, your references today to: Obama, Johnny Depp, Nave Seals, 'The First Pup', "the Ancient Mariner of the Airbus Iliad Karlheinz Schreiber", "Revelations and the Seventh Seal", "as debonair as Fred Astaire", Jamie Foxx, Miley Cyrus, Britney, Hilary Duff, "Lady Macbeth and an axe murderess", Hugh Grant, Jay Leno, Oprah, Susan Boyle, Simon Cowell...???

Rex, congrats on yet another meandering menu of gaw'd awful drivel. What was the point again? Some people are nice, some are not? Some are white, some are black? Celebrity bad - society sad? Upchuck this, upchuck that?

As usual, a perusal of your offering leads one to wonder why your bilge is published on the Globe & Mail's editorial page? For the insight it offers? Ha, my thirteen year old could have penned what we see here. Time you quit Rex, before you embarrass yourself any further.

Rex, I beseech you, in the name of all that is sane, please quit.


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